Hi I’m the headmaster and have been working here for eleven years, I am considered a fantastic headmaster, most of the time.

I work hard to make this school a better and influential place, for the teachers. So they work harder.  Many teachers have mentiond to me that their classrooms are very disruptive and it would be helpful and easier to teach if there were no students.

When I’ve asked pupils for their opinion about the school and how to make it a better place and they’ve said that to make the school better you should, burn it down of get rid of all the teachers. Many nicknames have been given to my school: bugit, sin hole and hell pit however there are many nicknames that I have no clew what they mean.

This brilliant school had state of the art technology (wi-fi, computers and projectors) from 1980. Many students have said that the wi-fi is fantastic and stops working when more than 5 people use it.

The play ground had many deadly holes in where many kids are killed, and I can’t stop this from happening because I am too busy taking compliments about the amazing school dinners. These Michelin star dinners tastes exactly like rubber.

When the students aren’t fighting they’re bulling the teachers for giving them detention. Students are constantly ‘bunkin’ lessons that they don’t like, and disrupting lessons  that they do enjoy.

This can only be described as the best school in the world.